'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow
So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one