"touch my butt and give me pizza"
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
Disney Villains and Heroines
guys call girls who like bands crazy and obsessive for knowing all of the band members’ birthdays but they know everything about every football player ever? they know the names, the teams they’ve been on, the teams they’re going to join, how much money they’re all making and all the stats of every player ever? but while this and fantasy football is good and is deemed “normal” girls are still being called crazy and hormonal for going to their favorite band’s concert
this is painfully accurate.
things said in majority of movies:
- "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
- "she’s not just some girl!"
- "I should have told you this a long time ago."
- "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
- "but I love him!!"
-“You’re giving up your dream!”
“No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
"I knew your father. He was a good man."
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
I just think it’s funny when men question the motives of women in hardcore because like, y’all are the ones running around in y’all bucket hats and hawaiian shirts and Polo gear and nikes, bootleg streetwear and $500 super rare 1/25 lockin out jerseys you bought flipped of of ebay the day it went on sale to fit in with the other 25 kids who also bought theirs flipped off of ebay, give me a fuckin break.
CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS