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(Source: trashest)

eda11y:

Wet and curious fox by tonilehti

"

To use shock as an effective dog training method you will need:

A thorough understanding of canine behavior.

A thorough understanding of learning theory.

Impeccable timing.

And if you have those three things, you don’t need a shock collar.

"

kxsxy:

onlylolgifs:

 pandas don’t want to take their medicine

this is incredible you darling dumb fat lumps

(Source: freecancer)

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sadmusicforsadbastards:

"Let’s just forget
Everything said
And everything we did
'Best friends'
And ‘better halves’
'Goodbyes'

And the autumn night when we realized we were falling out of love
(There were some things that were said that weren’t meant…
Like we ‘never did’)
Not to be overly dramatic
I just think it’s best
Because you can’t miss what you forget
So let’s just pretend
Everything and anything
Between you and me
Was never meant”

Played 11740 times.

(Source: horrorgeekdom)

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic)

hhhhiii:

this is for me
hhhhiii:

this is for me

hhhhiii:

this is for me

(Source: yeahponcho)

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

harlequinnade:

Mat Fraser is a gift (x)

lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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(Source: mandyidk)